4 Prayer Requests

Since these prayer requests aren't necessarily mine to request, and also because I need prayer about something that would be mean to write about in a public forum, I'm going to do something a little different. God and I are going to play this game, and you can help. I'm going to ask you to pray about something, but God will know that when you pray for it, you're actually praying for something different. He and I know the code. So here goes. It might feel weird, but please pray for these things:

1) Peacocks.
2) Cell Phones.
3) Fat Tires.
4) Beards.

God knows what I know. Please pray for these things. I'd appreciate it.