Heard on an elevator

Alone on a Ross Hall elevator with two men who travel up one floor. From the moment they walk on to the moment they walk off:

"I don't know. If it's a homicide I'm just going to write it off but if it's a suicide" -excited voice- "then I'm interested."

"Yeah."

"I mean, that would change everything. We need to find out, we need to get out there. A suicide!"

The doors open. They move out the door

"Shh. Let's discuss this when students aren't around."